I put the dude in the dudeoir
if I dude say so myself. So first I would like to thank the academy, it was an honor just to have been nominated by @abh12345 but the joy that I feel now that I am standing before you... just... beyond words right now. I feel so pretty.Who wore it better?
Vote in the comments.@carlgnash vs. Scarlett Johansson
Alternate Edit
What should I do with all this junk?
All this junk inside my trunk?
You did. It's the after edit that made the difference. It's the butterfly. Otherwise it would have been a tie.
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Ah yes, that old rule: tie goes to the butterfly :)
Exactly!
Now let's see if deranged.coin obeys me this time.
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yooooo I disappear for a minute and Carl is posing in a braa!!!
Good thing you came back when you did, lord knows what I would have done next :joy:
Epic - you’re really goodat this! Nailed the pose :D
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Can't see any pictures here 🤔🤔🤔 or is it my network connection ?
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most likely I am too hot for the internet in your location :joy:
Kikikiki😂😂😂
Seeing this got me both confused and aroused at the same time😃. You won Boss!!!
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My work here is done :)
😃.. Please post another one???🙃🙏
I don't know why but this made me laugh really hard :)
whut
i did check this post because of your reply and i am laughing like an idiot. best comment😂😘🐉
OMG I so love this, along with the junk inside your trunk 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am glad I got to see this before you deleted it
Thanks paulag I have a rocking caboose
lol you can keep your caboose and just share more photos :-)
I give it to you lol. You wore it better man 😂😂😂
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Yeah!
Awwww. Sexy! but sorry I’m gonna vote for scarlett johansson! 😂
can't blame ya buddy :)
Now this song keep playin in my head. Idk why.
Yes! I was singing that song in my head when I typed the words "I feel so pretty", so that is probably why the song is playing in your head LOL
ahhahahahahahahahh
1-0 Carl easy!!!
yeah scarjo never really stood a chance against these thunder thighs
XD
OK, this calls for one more deranged coin.
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Let's see if the !DERANGED bot is up and running now
most likely I melted the bot earlier with pure man heat when it was called to this post
Now we have the winner!!!!
you came out on top in this one for sure x
Unless I came out on bottom ;)
hahahahaha!!! Well you certainly give 'ol Scarlett a good run for her money eh lol!
Yeah Scarlett who?
Indeed! Shexy Schmexy!
!giphy Cool+dude
giphy is supported by witness untersatz!
You need more DERANGED (5 DERANGED is needed to send 1 DERANGED a day)
Hahaha excellent. This is a fierce competition!
Rawr
Hahahahahahahaha!
You win! Who wants a classy black&white shot when they can have you? :D
Yeah I messed around with a black and white edit for a minute but really I am more of a sunshine and butterflies kinda girl :)
Haha! I was counting on you! Awesome.
I aim to please :) thanks for the inspiration!
I think this may be the top contender here.
🔥HOT!!!🔥
splashes with cold water
lol the last pic got me
I got some man curves I tell ya
Ah, you’re a natural... flirt! 🤗
Fearless and outrageous—-fearlageous, that’s our Carl 🌸🥊
Better than contagious I am sure. Although I will take infectious as well :)
No doubt about it, yes, your sense of fun is infectious :)
Wtf!!!? I can't believe Carl pulled this off @steemitqa. Lol. Carl has won, no doubt😂😂.
The last pic is a brain buster 😂😂 kikikiki
Well I didn't pull it all the way off LOL
Haha. Indeed
Hotter than fire. You killed the pose. Whaaat! 😁😁😁
Oooh La La!! So Sexy!!😜😍😂

Am I the only one wondering how Carl might delete this later? Yes?
Moving on... yes the cuteness is on overload. I bow to your guts :D
the title is a relevant meme reference :) https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/feeling-cute-might-delete-later
My guts acknowledge your thanks with a jiggle like a bowl full of jelly :)
Thank you for the clarification :D
Oh man you killllllllled it!!! The spank me pose is a 100million$!
thanks mate! Hmmm I will take just a million dollars for that pose, I don't need to be greedy :joy:
Your post was mentioned in the Steem Hit Parade in the following category:Congratulations @carlgnash!
w00t thanks @arcange for your automated stats that is cool I am not sure I have ever made the hit parade in comments category :) Must have been my big booty
That last photo tho!!! hahahaha
Bravo gnashter!
Carl "Junk in the trunk" Gnashsty
U wore it better, aha'
Thanks misstress may I have another
Of course aha ;)
A specimen of fabulous!
You definitely nailed it! ❤️
holy crap you are incredible Carl. Only just seen this competition.... might have to see if @sazzler will allow me to shame myself so ingloriously..... yours would take some beating (in all senses! ;p)
An even bolder entry!
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