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🚨 Bitcoin Cai Enquanto o Mercado Digere o Caos da LIBRA! 😱
O Bitcoin deu aquela escorregada básica ontem (17/02) e hoje também, em um dia de baixa liquidez por conta do feriado nos EUA.
Mas o real motivo do caos no mercado cripto?
O colapso ABSURDO do token LIBRA! 🚀💥 (ou seria "LibraCoin", já que desabou mais rápido que promessa de político? 👀)
🔥 O Que Rolou com a LIBRA?
O token LIBRA, promovido pelo presidente argentino Javier Milei, foi vendido como a grande revolução financeira... Mas acabou se tornando um dos maiores fiascos do ano. Em menos de 5 horas, despencou **93%**! 😵💫
Resultado? Uma galera tomou um belo de um prejuízo e agora o caso tá chamando atenção das autoridades. Milei disse que só divulgou o projeto e que não tinha nada a ver com o tombo. Será? 🤔
Fonte: AP News
🤣 A Internet Não Perdoa!
Como sempre, a zoeira dominou o Twitter e os grupos de cripto. Se liga nessas pérolas:
- 📉 Por que o investidor da LIBRA levou uma escada pra exchange? Porque ouviu dizer que a moeda tava caindo rápido demais! 😂
- 🚀 Novo slogan da LIBRA: "To the Moon"... Mas pelo caminho errado! 🌑
- 🐔 Por que a galinha investiu na LIBRA? Pra provar que não era medrosa... Agora tá depenada. 🐔💸
🧐 Moral da História?
Mais um belo exemplo de que não dá pra sair investindo em qualquer hype sem estudar. Quer entrar no mundo cripto? Faça sua pesquisa, estude e, acima de tudo, **desconfie das promessas milagrosas**, ou entre em nossa comunidade do **Cointimes**, é só me pedir o link na mensagem abaixo. 🚨
E você, o que acha desse colapso da LIBRA? Comenta aí! 🔥👇
🔴🔵⚪ English Version 🔴🔵⚪
🚨 Bitcoin Drops as the Market Faces LIBRA Chaos! 😱
Bitcoin took a little dip on February 17, ant today too, thanks to low liquidity during the U.S. holiday. But the real drama? The insane **LIBRA token crash**! 🚀💥 (Or should we call it "LibraCoin" since it collapsed faster than political promises? 👀)
🔥 What Happened with LIBRA?
Argentine President Javier Milei promoted LIBRA as the next big thing in finance… But instead, it turned into one of the biggest failures of the year. In **less than 5 hours**, the token lost **93%** of its value! 😵💫
The result? A lot of people got REKT, and now authorities are investigating. Milei claims he was just spreading the word and had nothing to do with the crash. Do you buy it? 🤔
Source: AP News
🤣 Crypto Twitter Went Wild!
The internet, as always, didn’t hold back. Check out some of the best memes:
- 📉 Why did the LIBRA investor bring a ladder to the exchange? Because they heard the coin was falling fast! 😂
- 🚀 LIBRA’s new slogan: "To the Moon"… but in the wrong direction! 🌑
- 🐔 Why did the chicken invest in LIBRA? To prove it wasn’t scared… Now it’s featherless. 🐔💸
🧐 Lesson Learned?
This is yet another reminder that you can't just ape into any hype without doing your research. Want to make it in crypto? Study, research, and most importantly, **watch out for too-good-to-be-true promises**, or enter in we community "COINTIMES", just call me in message in down. 🚨
What do you think about the LIBRA crash? Drop your thoughts below! 🔥👇
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