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Just deer. I was contemplating getting a bra tag (that's what my iPhone's autocorrect did to "bear tag") because of all the bears I saw last year, but I decided not to.

That autocorrect typo. Wow. The fish and game bureaucrats are in charge of whether you get to second base, too?

Nah, just the sex-crazed anti-hunting nuts who work for Apple.