You have a very likedeeler-esque way of writing that is just fabulous - here are some of my favorite tidbits so maybe you can understand what I'm talking about:
morally wrong to ... enter women without knocking
The old dream of “Print your own!“ is a reality now
Rejoice, Indian farmers, rejoice!
Even before cryptos Argentinians have been very good at that
It´s all in the mind!
Work ethic pays dividends, juicy satirical dividends ;p