Lol, I had a good laugh at hearing your moms voice in my head!
We've run down voting many a times, obviously no worries there.
It's only it English (that I know of) the the word for soil is something that unclean.
Stay tuned as I'm working on the next post of producing biochar, no metal (except shovel and maddock) required. Hope it'll spur some home production of biochar by steemians like yourselves.