Ah... Steemit, only when the internet will go down!
What a mess. I was going to suggest Thailand the other day. I'll have to see who I know in Thailand for this forced vacation... I know of a beautiful little permaculture farm in Pai, I wish I could remember the name. If I can find it I'll send it to you, but I see there are loads of people from the steemeverse in Thailand!
Good luck and make that website when you figure it out.