Don't come to Arizona!!! We have scorpions that fly through the air during dust storms! The flying scorpions seek out people from other states, especially California, Oregon, New Jersey and New Mexico. When they land on you, they will sting you and inject a venom that will make you join the NRA and the GOP! You've been warned!
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Ahahahaha. We should post that warning at the borders. Not the one with the wall, but with Cali, Nevada, Utah, Colorado and New Mexico!