Or, and just hear me out, you super glue rocks to your tires which will then increase the grippiness of your tires and propel you away from treacherous terrain. You should also put some chicken bones inside of the rim to keep evil spirits away. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about, bro.
Yeah, you probably shouldn't listen to me. I'm the type of guy who tortures himself with terrible, terrible video games just to write about them. Clearly I am self destructive.
Or, and just hear me out, you super glue rocks to your tires which will then increase the grippiness of your tires and propel you away from treacherous terrain. You should also put some chicken bones inside of the rim to keep evil spirits away. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about, bro.
Seems legit.
Yeah, you probably shouldn't listen to me. I'm the type of guy who tortures himself with terrible, terrible video games just to write about them. Clearly I am self destructive.