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Sorry, man. We must have forgotten to tell you about the lemonade. It was on the back porch where the TV was. That's all gone now. All we have left is the lamenting the "youth these days." Maybe we can get a new tv soon. One of the "youth of today" stole it. And the porch burned down. And the lemonade went bad. Don't worry, things will get better soon.