Advance level

in #entertainment7 years ago

Stop calling workers by their old titles. .

Please address them by using their new titles accordingly

 and they will like it and work *HARDER* for you.


OLD: *Garden Boy*

NEW: *Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist*


OLD: *Petrol attendant*

NEW: *Fuel transmission engineer*


OLD: *Receptionist*

NEW: *Front Desk Controller*


OLD: *Typist*

NEW: *Printed Document Handler*


OLD: *Messenger*

NEW: *Business Communication Conveyer*


OLD: *Window Cleaner*

NEW: *Transparent Wall Technician*


OLD: *Temporary Teacher*

NEW: *Associate Teacher*


OLD: *Tea Boy* 

NEW: *Refreshment Director*


OLD: *Garbage Collector* 

NEW: *Environmental Sanitation Technician*


OLD: *Guard* 

NEW: *Security Enforcement Director*


OLD: *Prostitute* 

NEW: *Practical Sexual Relations Officer*


OLD: *Thief* 

NEW: *Wealth Relocation Officer*


OLD: *Driver* 

NEW: *Automobile Propulsion Specialist*


OLD: *Maid* 

NEW: *Domestic Managing Director*


OLD: *Cook* 

NEW: *Food Chemist*


OLD: *Gossip*

NEW: *Oral Research and Evaluation Director*

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