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I'm giving you so much credit for this slew of comments right now. Let me guess - it was the voices? Yeah, right.

I noticed your name on the first one and thought Wait, what?

And then I went and committed mass homicide. They gave me one comment, this is it. Hope you enjoy!

It was REALLY quiet here.

It's never quiet around here. As soon as I start to enjoy the silence, Bob begins yelling at me to go get some more peanut butter.

I really don't get it. He's supposed to be just an aspect of my imagination, how does he yell at me so much?