My Randy neighbour

in #environment7 years ago

If you like gist ,seat down and enjoy this with me....
MY neighbour and his Sexual orgies each time madam is on trip. I admire this couple alot, the hubby will give my crush, yaach of married again a run for his money in looks. The wife on the other hand is exactly like sade Adu in skin tone. Both of them combined together will cause a stir in a red carpet event

Why on earth did God create the randing DNA in some men? Why can't a man, with a beautiful lady be fulfilled? Only if this guy knows that I use them as my idea spouse for intending couples, not until he turned me to favour blackmailer. Yes, you heard me right. I just got 2 bottles of my favourite baileys right now.

My neighbour, Chris,runs a law firm in Abuja. The wife, Sandra, works with an airline and she is on the international route. They have 2 adorable kids. I noticed that when the wife is not around, these kids will be dropped at grandma's .So curious,I had to ask and was told, they go stay at gwarinpa... Another thing I noticed which was not really my business, not until it became my business, was one lady that was always around. She looks exactly like queen Latifaah,
I now made it my business,when between the early hours of the morning the ring tone coming from the thin walls of their house to my house started giving me sleepless night.I had changed my sleeping positions severally in other to catch some sleep..But the more I try,the more futile it becomes. To say I'm always the happiest when madam is around is an understatement. I turned to her special adviser,Telling her how important it was for her to be close to her kids in this early stage of their lives,known as d bonding phase,I also adviced that she change her job to be near her family all the time.She thanked me and we became friendly. Whenever she was off again, I am always the first to know and off course my sleepless night resumes.

It continued, until one fateful night. This night liberated me physically but imprisoned me emotionally. I was of course being entertained with my favourite familiar ring tone when the tone changed to a crying movie ooooo. Then I heard someone shouting , "Chris, Chris,you have killed me". Killed kwaa. Me I am not there ooooo. I ran as fast as my legs could to the other room,the fear of being called to testify in court gripped me.Then came knocking,then bangs with screams from a desperate woman at my hate. O Lord, Why my gate? Why not another house.Don't tell me these two knew I have been a participant in their escapades.Many questions but I had to go check who was banging at my gate..

When I opened the door, the lady was like "auntie, auntie I am dead"

Me: Are you telling me you're a ghost? (Saying my last prayers)

Lady: (still shivering and stammering) auntie Chris has killed me ooooo!

Me: at this point,I muttered more prayers not to be killed too.I asked are you sure you are not a ghost?

Lady: No no auntie help me, Chris collapsed!

I immediately came back to my senses and We ran together to the house. Chris was lying naked and lifeless on the floor. I stood in shock for 10 seconds, looking at the body ,it didnt occurr to me that i was committing lookery until she tapped me. I asked what happened.Guys, you won't believe these idiots have been using pills and giving me sleepless nights. The first thing I did was to Google how to revive an unconscious person. I pumped his chest repeatedly, he still was lifeless . Then I gave him the kiss of life and the man jerked and finally woke up.

All these while,auntie was shivering . I picked my phone to dial grandma's number, when he looked at me in shock. I said, "yes, I have her number and your wife's too". The next thing I heard was "madam, please don't call anybody. Just take me to the hospital and I will be fine,according to him,his home will be in disarray if they know what happened to him"
Did he not know about this marriage before he started dancing skelewu with the devil? It was 2a.m in the morning,i had to drive 30mins to the hospital. I didn't have much option because my neighbour has to be saved.

I took him to the hospital, opened card for him, stood as madam. They attended to him and we all went back home. Chris begged me to pretend as if nothing happened. Okay ooooo....how do I carry on with such a secret??🙆🙆🙆

Sinnce then, Chris comes home with one gift or the other just to buy my silence. But how come he never saw these things before the incident. Or is it what I am thinking? My conscience keeps pricking me,i want to go into 2018 with no secrets holding me back... Now, I am asking you the readers,what do you advice I do?Tell madam or move out from the neighbourhood?

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