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I'm going to assume, based on your comments, that you're a closet homosexual too embarrassed to come out of the closet. Did I hit the nail on the head? It's okay if I did. It's 2017 now and being gay is completely acceptable in MOST places around the world. I know this is hard for you to comprehend, being a complete fucking moron, but it's true. You can come out of the closet now. This is your safe place.