The leftists are getting away with anything. How can someone under a 24/7 watch somehow manage to die? Oh right, he killed himself. Maybe he telepathically forced his heart to stop.
– Jelly, what are you doing here?
– Hey, doc. It's been a while.
– I thought you were in prison.
– It would appear not.
– Well, how did you get out?
– I had a new trial. It turns out the evidence in my first trial was, you know, tainted.
– I see.
– Anyway, two of the witnesses decided not to testify, and the third guy... he committed suicide.
– How?
– He stabbed himself in the back four times and threw himself off a bridge. Very unfortunate.
LOL, thanks @drakos this is hilarious and spot on!