I remember a crazy thing my brother (5) said to me one day.
He came to me while I was cooking and said, "Aunty Chima, please add plenty pepper to the portage o, the one they served in my dreams did not have enough pepper"
I was like, "ah! You were eating in your dream? Why did you not tell mummy?
As i was looking at him strangely, he said, "I would have told her, but I am not ready to drink annointing oil jare"
Lolss
O Japan!