Hah, funny idea. But ETH is controlled buy one guy, it's creator Vitalik - he can split the coin if something goes not according to his plan, he can erase any account to 0 if he likes to. Sorry, but no ;)
There's so many scam ICOs on ETH that I can't see any real future for it - especially now, when Bitcoin is getting SegWit which will allow it to have smart contracts and many other things.
But that's just my opinion :)
You clearly have no understanding how Ethereum works
Just saying: