Just getting back into the faucet game, and let me tell you, good faucets are hard to find! There is a lot of crap out there!
Came across this one the other day simply called Ethereum Faucet. Nice clean site, simple captcha, good payout, and collecting your Ether is quick and painless. Not to mention it gives 80% on referrals. Great paying faucet even if you're not into the referral game, but if you are, it's a REALLY great faucet.
http://www.ethereumfaucet.net/index.php?r=0xF2F1F9080fE01Ff1D67A0838352Af1EeB3277cdd
I'm not a sociopath. I'm not going to promote a faucet I don't take the time to use myself. I genuinely think this is a great faucet (as far as faucets go), and simply wanted to share.
Don't let those rich crypto jerks get you down, collecting free crypto is viable!