Dogs? Dogs? You come here and talk to me about dogs? Do I look like a dog person? I'm a mad cat lady who also likes dolphins, mermaids, unicorns and rainbows.
[For any dolphin school students reading this thread and scratching their heads, if you're looking for humour there are three people you need to follow: @nonameslefttouse, @meesterboom and @sift666. Don't follow me, I'm not very funny. My sister, @andysantics48 is the funny one. But you probably already know that.]
You 2 are hilarious - me? I'm just mildly amusing occasionally ......very occasionally :D
You need to post more cat arse photos...
Your poems are much funnier than mine. Though that could be because I couldn't write a poem to save myself. Mind you, I have done the occasional haiku. Even then, I forget how many syllables go in each line, and probably end up writing something that's more of a hukai or kuhai.