Now... I have eaten many a crazy and culturally eccentric things doing humanitarian work overseas... I mean, from bugs to...
...umm porcupines?! Yes, porcupines...as you can see here(
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aaaaannnd...
Boa Constrictors!!!...but NEVER will I eat RAW cow. It'd be an ABOMINATION!!
In my best Lilo & Stitch voice...lol! 
Next time find some good Belgium Waffles (and Chicken) :0)
Too funny, I really enjoyed this read. You have a gift!