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Okay. I'm looking through the window into the bowl of Cocoa Puffs that is your memory of these movies, & I just want you to know that no matter what, when you get done going down the yellow brick road of Fruit Loops, that I will be here, sitting on the bench, & talking with Keanu Reeves about how much we both hated Forrest Gump - First Blood. Okay?

Nobody's righteous fury towards that shitshow could compare with Keanu's.