WTF is a "sats"? Well if you're like me, you didn't know until now ;) It's short for Satoshis:
The satoshi is currently the smallest unit of the bitcoin currency recorded on the block chain. It is a one hundred millionth of a single bitcoin (0.00000001 BTC). The unit has been named in collective homage to the original creator of Bitcoin, Satoshi Nakamoto.
source: https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Satoshi_(unit)
Great post @thebeachedwhale :)