What's up, what's up what's up.... Libraaaaaah!

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HEY HEY HEY EVERYBODY, MY NAME IS MARKY MARK ZUCKERBERG AND I AM COMING FROM HARVARD UNIVERSITY.

LET ME TELL YOU GUYS THAT I AM SO EXCITED, I AM SO HAPPY, I AM SO THRILLED TO BE RIGHT NOW, SHARING THIS AMAING, GLORIOUS, SUPER AND EXCITING MOMENT OF MY LIFE WITH ALL OF YOU GUYS AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT WE ARE REALLY CHANGING THE WORLD AD WE KNOW IT, THE WORLD IS NOT ANYMORE THE WAY IT USED TO BE

MMMM MMMH, NO NO NOH!

LIIIIIIIIIBRAAAAAAA!!! WHOOOO
LIIIIIIIIIBRAAAAAAA!!!

WE ARE COMING AND WE ARE COMING IN WAVES! WE ARE STARTING AND TO ACTUALLY GO ALL OVER THE WORLD WE ALL BUILT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!

LET ME TELL YOU GUYS THAT I STARTED 13 DAYS AGO WITH ONLY 69.6 THOUSAND MILLION DOLLARS AND RIGHT NOW I AM REACHING TWO BILLION USERS!

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WHAT'S UP?

AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT I AM ACTUALLY EARNING AROUND ONE HUN - I MEAN AROUND ONE THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS ON AN EVERYDAY BASIS SEVEN DAYS A WEEK.

WHAT???!!!??? I AM RIGHT NOW INDEPENDENTLY, FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENT.

I AM SAYING TO SO MANY PEOPLE WHO SAY THAT THIS IS GOING TO BE A CON ARTIST GAME, THAT THIS WAS GOING TO BE A SCAMMER GAME "HEY, YOU ARE GONNA LOOSE ALL YOUR MONEY"

MY WIFE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE IN ME, I'M TELLING HER "WELL HONEY, THIS IS REAL!" "NO NO NO NO NO, THAT'S A SCAM!" AND i SAY "BUT WAIT I'M GONNA GO TO THE BANKS, I'M GONNA GET MY ZUCKCOINS, I'M GONNA ACTUALLY PUT IT INTO DOLLARS, HERE THEY ARE RIGHT ON THE TABLE" "AWWW, THAT'S MONEY YOU TOOK FROM ONE OF THE ACCOUNTS!" I SAY "WHAT AM I GONNA DO?" THEN I SAY TO MYSELF "YOU KNOW WHAT? WHEN I STARTED TO PUT TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS A DAY ON HER, RIGHT ON HER, YOU KNOW ON HER TABLE, THEN SHE'S GONNA SAY WOOOOOW, HA HA HA, THAT'S REAL, HA HA HA HA"

SO GUYS I WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING. DATA AND USERS IS THE ONE THING WE NEED TO BE ABLE TO CHANGE THE WORLD AND RIGHT NOW, I BELIEVE, THAT IN THIS ROOM, WE HAVE THE SEED, THAT'S GOING TO GERMINATE, AND THAT IS GOING TO EXPLODE INTO AN AMAAAAAAAZING OPPORTUNITY FOR US TO CHANGE THE ENTIRE WORLD.

I AM SO PROUD, I AM SO HONORED, I AM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW! AND HEY, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THAT EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME, LIKE THOSE AMAZING PEOPLE THAT WE KNOW HERE FROM VIET-NAM!

HEY HEY HEY, MY PEOPLE VIET NAM, MAKING SO MUCH MONEY THAT THEY CAN PROBABLY HAVE A REAL HARD TIME COUNTING IT!

WHEEZEAHAHAHAHAHA!!

SO GUYS, LET ME TELL YOU:

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
LIB-R-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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