"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
- Will Rogers. (Source.)
Or in the tag-team version, "until your friend finds a 2x4" :-)
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."
Or in the tag-team version, "until your friend finds a 2x4" :-)
I like "a liberal is somebody who will piss in your pants pocket while patting you on the back." I wish I knew who said it- sounds a bit like PJ O'Rourke