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god noooooooooooooooo :'(

OMG.

One time when I was a kid I was at a friend's place and they had roaches bad and she made me hot cocoa and you know how the powder sometimes clumps and forms into balls? Well I was squishing the balls so they would turn to powder and stirring and I went to take a sip and a cocoa ball hit my lip so I went to squish it and ... IT WASNT A COCOA BALL. :'( IT WAS A ROACHHHHH AND I SQUISHED IT'S GUTS.

Holy shit! Nassttyy!