After yesterday's @dollarvigilante post my son and I got totally scared and made sure to buy a shitload of gold and make a safe room in our appartment:
How to make a safe house yourself:
- Buy gold bars
- Take a picture of them
- Remove any background from the image.
- Put it on whitespace.
- Put the final image on your second screen
- Place the second screen on the table
- Get some tinfoil.
- Make a tinfoil hat
- Get a baby
- Put the tinfoil hat first on yourself before helping your baby
- Put the tinfoil hat on the baby.
- Sit under the table.
- Wait for Vlad to nuke you and Angela to bring water.
Have a great weekend y'all!
Thanks @fyrstikken for the inspiration!
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I laughed so hard my ass fell off :D hahahahahahahaha!!!! Best Of Day!!!
Thanks for this life saving advice!!!
Hi! @roelandp
wich function you use to stream not only posts and comments? For example how you stream upvotes? transfers? new users?
I am asking because I want to make some statistic function, but stream_comments - show only posts and comments.
hahahaha sehr gelungen !
Hahaha nice one man..:D
Even better if you can buy derivatives.
I laughed so out loud reading this. You either made or saved the day!!
This is the first post I've read where I literally laughed out loud.
HahhahahahaHahahahaha ! Can I just laughing ?
Hopefully bar of gold and layer of tin foil can save my and my entire family life ! Thanks @roelandp , you have save many lifes !
LMAO at point 10
Put the tinfoil hat first on yourself before helping your baby
It's late here but your spin off of the airplane safety spiel made me giggle!
Hmm do you think more screens with more pictures of gold would offer more protection??? I think I'm going to try putting the tinfoil on the screens as well, but don't worry: I'll pokes holes for that precious gold to breathe through.
hahah this was hilarious ;)
This is quite funny, man!
Found you on SteemSpeak and following you for more :)
Why the hell are you being so silly........ you forgot to tinfoil the table for extra protection!
Tinfoil hat.. Can someone lend me a baby? ^^
Hilarious!
One day your son will ask you: Dad, why did you shot this fu**ing picture with me :-)
lmao.. gawdam click bait... well worth it, as always homie.. keep up the great humor.
have a good weekend
Tinfoil hats FTW!
Hehe, this is actually absolutely hilarious!
heh :-)
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We would like to know if it was because of this post that you will be wearing a Steeming Silver Ring instead of gold?
https://steemit.com/steemitphotochallenge/@ned/steemit-photo-challenge-11-ned-s-steeming-gold-ring-made-by-samether