Hahaha, you made me laugh and I shouldn't say it but you made me think of myself - let me explain. I'm like John. Oh, I'm so curious :D I'm not even interested in what they are saying but I somehow always find myself looking at someone else. I don't even realize that I do it until they look at me and see me 'watching' them :D I'm sure that if I would show your story to my husband he would tell me that something like this (a little bit more real) will once happen to me too :D
I'm just thinking if dwarves look like this maybe orcs will look like real dwarves? Maybe they are ashamed of their size and that's why they call themselves orcs? Maybe is the waiter just kidding John and he should stay.. or maybe not and he did a good thing when he ran away..
It's better to stay home during the Middle-earth Conference.
Great, funny and catchy story. Not too long, not too short, perfectly easy to read.
Thank you for sharing and have a great weekend!
Lol, I´m John too... I think we all are curious but sometimes we just don´t notice. That could happened to everyone, but poor John was the victim this time. I glad you enjoy it, have a great weekend too!