The dynamite explosives, procured to involuntarily euthanise the planet's population of Grandmas, were dubbed 'Gran-ite' by the tabloids.
Ever since international courts approved the fast food industry`s motion to patent cows, all farmers found in illegal possessoon were sued, then coerced into incinerating their stocks.
Only one gigantic, genetically modified bovine species remained extant.
Science Man & Nature Mother Squeeze Firm Handshake Team In Man-made Nature Cow Health Safety Hero
Smile-Face Laugh Happy Fatty Gold Star Cow Make Scared Eye Whale Poop Ocean Panties
Show T-rex looking as poo-pipe connoisseur
Were the marketing slogans released by the Chinese and Korean led fast food cartel to soften up the public for their impending super cow.
After the laughter wore off, people became stunned after the revelation that a horrifying self-prophecy lay inside the gibberish, auto-translate nonsense.
Khi mature, the animals dwarfed any exitsing machinery.
Mention there was no vehicle large enough to transport them.
No cutting tool mighty enough to lacerate them.
Their hides were immune to any bullet.
A featherless, zombie T-rexes equipped with graphene encased choppers could chomp the cows into controllable chunks.
Despite being informed by their main advisors that the zombie T-rex strategy was the only viable one, the fast food cartel furiously contested in court by declaring it, Whacky man hazard think.
This was at the behest of the marketing department.
They are not the same, they are the same.
By the time the court case had finalized in favor of sanctioning the dinosaur initiative, it was almost too late.
Only a few thousand cows had avoided rotating in the fields.
Due to the immense rarity of beef and cheese, hamburgers usurped blue sky as the most expensive commodity on Earth.
One European Prince was taken away from the Royal line of succession shortly after photos of him being attending a fancy dress party donning hamburger bras and wicthes' fingers made from cheese sticks.
Of course, there were some minor ramifications caused by the near extinction of cows - so many or so people perished inside impoverished lands nobody could pronounce and doctors estimated that within 4 years 60% of toddlers would be wearing false teeth- but the primary concern was dearth of leather needed to manufature footb lls.
The West was outraged and embarrassed that their impending football World Cup hung in jeopardy.
The populace rioted.
Incensed that they might be unable to waqtch a group of people they'd never met met with another group of people they had not met, for a trophy that they would have had zero involvement in vying for unless in the possession of long-range , Telekenetic goal scoring abilities
The World Government hastily voted to rush through the law permitting the harvesting of Grandma leather. Their skin was already tough. Their lives almost over.
Naturally, some segments of society were appalled.
The greeting card industry in paritcular mercilessly defended the Grandmas so as to prevent the lucrative Grandmother's day disappearing from the calendar.
A wrinkly worm of melted candlewax Grandmas lay baking in the desert heat.
The molestations of the sun add extra hardiness to the impending leather.
Were good to give us a free holiday.
Nice change to get a bit of sun.
Do not you think, Ethel?
You're not wrong, Vera love.
Plus that lovely fella from FIFA said we’d all get to participate in the next World Cup!’
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