Oh my... I can't help laughing! But the waiter sounded cool so you should have stayed a little longer and waited for the orcs! Who knows you might befriend them this time? 😂
That was a very funny story. You have a very good imagination to have come up with it. Thanks for sharing it for a good laugh! 😃
Edit: By the way, you also have a very good sense of humor with the photos. I was reacting in my mind about the mismatch of the character in your story versus the photo until I paid attention to the captions. Nice ones!
Hmmm I guess running was the best idea! Dwarfs have a bad reputation with violence and alcohol but orcs... orcs are way worst! Just imagine a huge green bastard with bad breath sitting next to me and asking me for some peanuts! :D Thanks for reading, I´m glad you enjoy it!
The version I got from children stories is that dwarfs are kind for as long as you do not cause them any inconvenience. But they are indeed very bad if you irk them even by just passing by their place without making any excuse first.
Then you can offer them orcs with peanuts! They might enjoy it and invite you to their world! 😃