A long, long time ago in a carefree, carefree galaxy...
After leaving the ginger planet Neptune, a group of ghosts fly toward a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into a breezy, space church.
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Warwick Nolan, a dull giant capable of gluttony and even murder.
Terrified, a magic gremlin known as Beth Williams flees the Empire, with her protector, Phil Pitt.
They head for Dallas on the planet Uranus. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Pitt uses his carefree rifle to defend Beth.
Pitt and Gremlin Beth decide it's time to leave Uranus and steal a scooter to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of old folk. Pitt is attacked and the gremlin is captured by the old folk and taken back to Dallas.
Pitt must fight to save Gremlin Beth but when he accidentally unearths a nippy piano, the entire future of the carefree, ginger galaxy is at stake.