Admit it: You watch the World Cup for the spectacle. Sure, you enjoy the matches, but you also live for those sublime viral moments: crazy red cards, celebrity sightings (David Beckham! Rihanna! Tom Brady! Shakira!), ostentatious fans in various states of dress to show their team spirit, and fights ... both verbal and physical.
Well, you've come to the right place. Behold, our alternative World Cup fans' guide. You won't find any tactical breakdowns here about three at the back or overlapping full-backs. Instead, consider this your go-to manual for just about everything other than the football that makes this the greatest show on earth.
