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Have you seen my booty shorts?? Nah, I ain't modest :P
JKJK
Forreal though, I was raised this way, SON. I appreciate your appreciating my writing, but just know that I can be better, so I don't (always) deserve all your flattery, as wonderful as it is :P

I can't think about writing now. Instead I'm trying to un-see the booty shorts.

Ha! That was my plan all along! Now I can rule the Blockchain (MWAHAHAHA!!!).