Irreverent, illogical and scatter brained. I LOVED IT.
Every few sentences there is a new thrilling funny addition. Mrs. Claus doesn't get much of a mention normally, so that was another good one. I just hope the Chinese Govt. does not read this or else we will have tons of cheap gifts with an "almost Christmassy" spirit - Oh God We Aleady Do Have Those! ;-))
Thanks, buddy! I had fun writing it and glad it came out this way. The funny thing is... I tried to make it logical based on the conditions given in the prompt but they led me to some winding jittery path. )))