5 Fun Facts About @enginewitty

in #fivefacts โ€ข 7 years ago (edited)

5 Fun Facts

I'm not entirely sure where this came from or who started it, but I have been nominated by @saffisara in this post - 5 Fun Facts About Saffisara ๐Ÿ’–. She's one of our fearless leaders of the @syndicates. Some of you may or may not know about some of the information about to be divluged, but either way, my participation is here to support the initiative. Neat way to get to know people. So here we go!

#1 - I Have a Pet Snake

His name is Arbok. Yes @gniksivart, I stole it from Pokemon. LOL He is a 4 foot long ball python. I actually inherited him through the cruelty placed upon him by a negligent teenager. He was paltry one foot long scavenger eating frozen pinks until I weened him from that nonsense and got him started on live mice. Now he can easily devour a live rat or hamster, probably a kitten or puppy too, in a matter of minutes. Was my pleasure to nurture the guy. He is about to shed, that's why his eyes are a little cloudy and you can even see some spots where it's starting to peel up on his body.

#2 - I Have 3 Daughters

They are my princesses. I'm sure you've seen me posting pictures of them, but it's a fun fact I like to share. I don't quite think (unless they have already had a similar experience) people realize just how much different raising girls is from boys. It's MUCH more difficult. Granted, they are quieter, except when they're excited or upset. The shrill scream of an injured girl is as piecing on the ears as a hot razor is to a scoop of ice cream. And don't get me started on the whining... How do I know? Read the next fun fact.

#3 - I've Already Raised 2 Boys

As circumstance would have it, I was a relatively young father at 19. I was with my ex for about 3 years before we got divorced and I was their rock until it was time for them to leave the nest. Single fatherhood was not easy. Being a 'boy' myself, it seemed like much less of a hassle putting up with these two than the girls. And my girls are even tom-boys!

#4 - I Speak Many Languages

Especially body language. This was for a skit we did before our Homecoming while I was in high school. I just couldn't resist those juicy lips my friend Jake was sporting...man I miss him. Bwahahahahaha!

#5 - I've Always Been a P.I.M.P.

@shadowspub may be pimping your posts, but I know the game. Before 50 Cent bit my copy-written style, I used to roll with Snoop Dogg, Katt Williams and Too Short. I taught them about the ways of the P.I.M.P. before moving on and teaching Kung-Fu to the Wu-Tang Clan. They got mad at 50 for stealing my material so hit him up with precisely aimed shots as to not kill him. 8 original members, 8 shots. New York is and always will be X40L1N. Bitch. Bwaha!

Well?

So now you know me a little better. I'm not sure on the rules but in the Captain's post, she nominated 3 people so I'm going to do the same. My first nomination for 5 Fun Facts goes to @goldenarms. I imagine he'll have something to say that'll crack me up. Second, I've been seeing this new ally, @c0ff33a, all over the place, so I imagine he'll put up a good post in response. Finally, I want to put another of our syndicate leaders on the mantle, that being @leyargoz. She does fantastic posts filled with amazing photography, but rarely posts anything about herself. I'm curious what she has to share with us. Toodloo peeplz!

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I don't know were the idea came from eather only that Emilia nominated me ๐Ÿ˜‰ lol
This was really fun to read and I am not a snake lover but they are beautiful creatures and the name cracked me up.. Lol
Just hope he stays at the mice and don't chase the cat ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ˜ฒ lol
And your princesses are just the cutest ever and their smiles just makes me smile.. Lol
You are the pimp.... Lmao ๐Ÿ˜
Well written and fun to get to know you better.
A pleasure reading it ๐Ÿค˜

It's a neat little thing to participate in :) Thanks for the invite Sass. I hope it gets spread around #thealliance some more so we can learn a little more about each other :P


Yes I thought it was a great way also to get to know each other and I do hope more people are follows and does this to ๐Ÿ˜‰
Love the video 50 cent is Awsome!

See what I'm talking about though? I was sporting all white suits before he was even outta diapers.

Yes I hear you and understand what your saying!

As the esteemed leader of @syndicates team Gamma, X40L1N I could not resist 100% upvoting and also resteeming this post ๐Ÿ˜œ Thank you very Kindly for tagging me in, I think this post will be a tough one to top though! Love the colourful tie, you have a wonderful family but you can keep the snake all to yourself.
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ย 7 years agoย (edited)ย 

LOL they are an acquired taste, like sardines or pickled eggs. Look forward to your post buddy. The tie...lol those outfits were picked by our nominees for homecoming Queen. LOL

Dude this was so awesome ! Iโ€™m so glad I got to see this man :) youโ€™re literally one of the coolest most genuine mofos Iโ€™ve met here and Iโ€™m happy to call you a friend <3 we have so much in common itโ€™s not even funny ๐Ÿ˜„

Right on bro! Glad you stopped in and got to partake of my present and history. Still mad at 50 Cent. LMAO

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Nice post @enginewitty, the World will be boring without people like you.
#thealliance is proud to have a weirdo as a leader. Haha.
How do you ensure Arbok doesn't come close to your little daughter?

ย 7 years agoย (edited)ย 

They actually took turns passing him around tonight. Most of the time, he is in his house. Have an aquarium he rests in :) And thank you :P

Lol, that means they are Weird like you.
That's cool.๐Ÿ˜€

No fear. Try to breed that into all my offspring :D

I will like to be weird like you, with snakes.
I love them but scared to get close to them๐Ÿ™ˆ

Believe it or not, they're actually more scared of you ;)

This is persuasive, lol. I may give it a try someday.๐Ÿ˜€

Yay! I've found this! I know way more about you than I did before. Look at all those beautiful kids! Happy to have met you here. Looking forward to more of your personal shares. โœŒ๐Ÿผ

Thanks hun, they are quite the handful lemme tell ya.

The photo of your boys is very funny and your daughters are so beautiful and sweet. It's good to know a little more about you:)
I will try to do my post, hahaha I will go crazy with this:D

Awesome, look forward to hearing/reading about you and your life!

Those girls tho ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

Your boys are handsome too

Greta job raising the kids but yes my ears are already deaf from hearing my babes screeching, yelling, shouting ๐Ÿ˜…

Ha ha thank you sweets. It really does hurt the ears right?

The picture with your friend is just funny! I would like to carry a snake sometime, just curious, have never seen one in real life.
About your childrens, is good to know how good father have u been, I guess you just feel proud everyday you think about the hard work u did.

I'd like to think I did a good job on the boys, have yet to see how the girls gonna turn out :)

Haha..good stuff @enginewitty! It's great to get to know people, their families, and interests ๐Ÿ˜

Rock on you get me bro ;)

Don't tread on that bad boy! Nice fun facts bro

He he, came out pretty quick. What took the longest was finding the pix!

Your daughters are adorable, the one in the orange seems to be the naughtier of the lot.
Well you have been freaking on life, the 2 boys what seems to be fun now I am sure you must have had a ride then.
Your Pet...... I better keep my mouth shut....hahaha

You not a fan of snakes Nainaz? LOL

๐Ÿ Fan ๐Ÿ‘€......I would ๐Ÿƒ miles away .....Btw in China they serve ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿต
All animals I like to see them from far, I get too scared to have them around me

Omg !! A pet snake !! You seem to be a dangerous person !!! Lol

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Eh, some days lol!

Great to read and learn a bit more about you mate

Have a great day

Hope you having a good day too bro

apart from
Breaking a tooth itโ€™s going good

Snap! What happened? I remember when we were kids we had this big fountain we would chase each other on and around and my cousin smacked his face on the brick and knocked his tooth out.

Not even sure just suddenly felt a sharp tooth
Itโ€™s been one of those days

@gniksvart I don't know who that guy is, but I don't think he'd be offended for naming a snake after a Pokemon especially since his brother named his grandma's evil chihuahua dog Roxxy after the cartoon Street Sharks, but I don't like to put words in others mouths.

ย 7 years agoย (edited)ย 

LMAO awesome. Was gonna go with Ekans, but didn't seem badass enough. Arbok reminds me of Ong-Bak

Arbok was definitely the right choice.

LOVE the white suit - prom, I presume? Why is that not in a haturday post yet?

Yup! And...Idk, didn't think of it to be one. Totally should be though!

That was a fun read. I'm not surprised you rollin' wit da Pimps and snakes.. LOL and now rollin' with 3 daughters. Good on you. :)

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Supasweet, glad you liked it :)

Love this post! Your whole family loosk healthy and strong! Good on you to take in a python. I also have one. She's just a young one though. So far, I can tell male and female pythons also vary in their mannerisms as well!

I've not had a female, but I don't doubt it. Other pets I've had, you can tell a difference in the male and female sexes and it is virally obvious in humans.

It could just be the time of year, or her mannerism. I'm not sure yet. But she's always balled up. So, I'll find out more as she grows.

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Fact 1 and Fact 4 much appriciated. I'm very scared to see the snake but I love to see a pet snake. After see the snake, I wish to take it in my hand.

Patr1.The snake is very nice.
part2.Your daughter,s are so sweet.

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Sweet, thanks @c0ff33a!

My feeling is everyone should get to enjoy your tie and boxers outfit - would be rude to keep it just to ourselves ๐Ÿ˜‰

Bwaha! Hopefully don't blind anyone with the obscene outfits lmao!

Lol.

9.86% @pushup from @enginewitty

A few days ago I was with my friend, this python in our durian garden, when we were looking for wood to make a small gebuk in our garden, this is the picture.

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Another weirdo. Lol

That's frig'n awesome! Wow. What is that like 3 meters?

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Ini dimana? Aceh yah?

Itu dah tewas apa Masih hidup?

Nice post dear keep it up thanks for sharing

Snek. Ssssssss.

I can't imagine what'd be like to have a pet snake. How are they to keep?

Oh, this was great! Those lips!!! I was so sure they were yours! The girls are adorable.

Whine? With cheese?Tip!

Thought this post was pretty splendiferous
so it has been included in
the latest issue of 'Notes'.
Pop over and see what the fam is up to!

LMAF...you are indeed a true comedian. Your daughter's are beautiful and son's handsome...Keep on pimping my friend!!