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I never went to law school so I never studied the law of gravity. I'm floating high in the sky as I type this.

Good plan.

Although imagine the shit post that you could write if you really did float away.

Damn...I didn't think of that.

starts untying rope

But what is the chair tied to?

Rubber cemented to the floor, duh.

Then how does the floor stay down? Is this like one of those "There's a hole in the bucket, Dear Liza" things?

Nope, not at all.

Why?

Cuz concrete.