how to flirt with awkward and shy guy...

I am just the man to answer this -lies through his teeth-! You see, as a fashion-wizard, a fish-owner, and hopeless romantic, I know almost everything about how men operate. First let’s start with the basics:

When trying to Identify men by appearance, I like to pull out:

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I like to use this (condensed) index when isolating what to do with a particular man. For today, let’s focus on number two: “The Shy-Guy,” one of the most elusive of our men.

Lets start with the most important piece: preparation.

Almost any romance advisor like me knows that shy men prefer these characteristics in women:

Vibrance (someone has to do the talking)
Intellect (C’mon ladies, do your homework!)
Ability to argue (Debating is the shy man’s bread and butter)
Flexibility (Shy men are notoriously kinky…and fit)
Fun (Shy men are the most fun to make new experiences with)
Loose (Don’t be afraid to draw them in, and show him how to live!)
Take a Chill-Pill (Fun is nice, but sometimes shy men want a woman who can lounge around and read)

Next lets do the physical characteristics the Shy Man desires:

Pretty much the same as your normal man.
High knee-socks gets their blood pumpin.
Use muted colours for makeup. No firetruck red! (I like it though ;D)
Leave a lot to the imagination, but reveal just enough to let him know you have a lil’ somethin’ somethin’.

*No dyed hair.

No tattoos.
No piercings.
Basically anything your pastor doesn’t like (unless he’s weird), is a no-no.

Next let’s focus on how to initiate s conversation:

Shy men are actually one of the easiest ones to initiate conversation with, all you have to do is alert him of your sexual-desire. The most common method is what we romantics call “the Thigh Zone.” Here’s a diagram:

What you’re going to want to do is avoid the green, yellow, and purple zones (unless that’s what you want).

But Sheldon? You ask. How do I properly execute this thigh-touching thing? Well fear not! I have the perfect way to initiate “the touch.” Simply acquire some vegetable juice and walk over to the desired man and do this:

You: Are you enjoying the party?

The Target: Yep.

You: Oh good -sits down next to The Target-

The Target: -notices drink- Whatcha drinking?

You: Try some!

The Target: -spits out after drinking- gross!

You: -laughing violently-

(Its during this part of the scenario where you will grip his thigh while both of you are laughing.)

You: -touches right inside of the red zone-

The Target: (thinking)im gonna get some tonight

From here it’s smooth sailing.

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