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RE: I'm going to eat... .... .... ... *crickets*

in #food7 years ago

I would recommed preparing a show for all the crickets around your house.

Catch (or buy) some crickets, fry them in butter and then eat in sight of all crickets. This could work as a public warning for all of them and I assume they would let you live in peace.

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So morbid... and yet so satisfying!

Darkness gives us power, fear keeps us in control.

Don't show your fear to crickets or you'll be doomed.