Heart Attack Food Festival for Lazy People Who Sleep Late & Play Video Games All Day

in #food • 6 years ago

Yesterday I decided I was sick of everyone discussing how healthy they eat, and how I shouldn't smoke and drink and eat as much garbage as I do.

So in response to these pretentious fitness-loving freak shows, today was my first self-sponsored "Heart Attack Food Festival for Lazy People Who Sleep Late & Play Video Games All Day".

This will be either a four or five part series depending how lazy I end up being. Bon appetit.

Part I: Wake & Bake, Beer & Baconator Fries

Since breakfast is considered the most important meal of the day by many people, especially those fitness-loving freaks, I felt I should start off the day with a real bang. The following was consumed for breakfast:

- Cannabis. Primarily sativa.

- Manayunk Brewing Company French Toast Crunch Porter Beer.

- Baconator fries from Wendy's.

- Spiraled Grilled Cheese Dogs -- these actually took some effort to prepare so I give myself a little bit of credit for not being completely lazy.

Breakfast of champions. Please hold all applause and questions until the end of our tour. I'm going to call this Ice Cream Intermission. Part II to follow shortly.

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     6 years ago  

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     6 years ago  

    Awesome. Thanks!

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      Thank you so much for being an awesome Partiko user! You have received a 2.05% upvote from us for your 445 Partiko Points! Together, let's change the world!

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       6 years ago  

      Nice

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       6 years ago  

      From my candy bar to you, a thousand blessings upon your junk food cabinet :)

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         6 years ago  

        this sounds like a festival I’d like to attend

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         6 years ago  

        You can join me anytime you'd like m'lady. You are first to request a ticket, therefore you have unfettered access. 😉

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         6 years ago  

        How lovely! Where do I request a ticket 🎟

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         6 years ago  

        Hahaha... Nice to see a new perspective! 😊 😊

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         6 years ago  

        A million thanks from the bottom of my laziness. :)

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           6 years ago  

          Yeah, continue your laziness once a while! 😊

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           6 years ago  

          This is amazing!

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           6 years ago  

          My gluttony salutes your praise ;)

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