An Ice Cream Sandwich: The Making Of
Love ice cream sandwiches but hate driving to the fuckin store. No fuckin problem. Here is how to make your own at home.
Step one: Have your wife make some goddamn cookies. As long as her cookies don't suck you're in business*.
Step two: now that you got those cookies, you pray that there's some ice cream in the stupid freezer and you don't have to go to the store. … and were good.
Step three: once you have your ice cream. You gently tell your cookies to assume the position and begin to apply that sweet frozen dairy liberally.
Step four: join those two halves in an unholy matrimony, wrap and press
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Throw that fucker in the icebox and wait…...
“Three hours later…….”
Congratulations bitch tits! You've got yourself a delicious frozen treat.
Now go enjoy that treat fatty.
Disclaimer: Ben can say these things because he is three quarters obese.
*Special thank you to bens wife for making our cookies.
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