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RE: I don’t Cook Anymore

in #food7 years ago

How did you know?
His claws are actually going to be the main appetizer. My family prefers something crunchy. Of course nothing goes better inside a martini besides a flavorful eyeball. I look forward to the holidays when I can celebrate some random dude and spend the late evening flossing my teeth with cat whiskers.

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Let's be friends!

We can be friends, but only one one condition. You must give your blessing to the family dinner by way of a sacred ritual. I have the blood of an infant on hand if you really can't find that yourself.

Mkaaayy, I'm down with that.