Jolly rancher pop tarts - that sounds delightfully awful - and it fits the broad definition I presented - so I think it's a go. I'll have to run to the supermarket to find it before it is pulled from the shelves
Edit: Looked at three supermarkets near me - no jolly rancher poptarts - I've got a couple of other places in mind, but I may end up going with option #2.
Oh dang, i dont even know haha, because i've only seen it advertised like on youtube ads and stuff haha....yayy tho for option two lol!