Thomas Jefferson said, "I pity the fool who only knows one way to spell a word."
Wilfred Shakespeare didn't even own a dictionary when he wrote his plays! Why? THEY DIDN'T EXIST! Amazing!
What did these two incredible people have in common? They both ate Zucchini!
Yum, looks delicious!
Now I, of all people, know there's more than one way to spell a word! Let's learn some of those now!
zucchini - this is the obvious, and probably most boring one
zuckeeney - this one has a bit of a country flair, like a weird cowboy roadside garden vegetable franchise
zookini - this is how 18th century traveling charlatans would spell zookini.
zeukini - most greek scholars consider this to be the most accurate letter-for-letter translation of zeukini
tsuekaeny - this is how you should spell tsuekaeny if your target audience is irish anime fans
zuccennay - there isn't lots of written documentation of woodstock, but most written artifacts from woodstock that mention zuccennay use this
zuccaeny - no body spells zucchini this way you idiot
zuccyni - there's a parallel universe where everything is the same except guitars are made of whale blubber and zucchini is spelled zuccyni
zuckoeney - where are all these zuckoeney coming from? oh my god there's so many zuckoeney
zuckoenie - the zuckoenies have overtaken us. our only hope is to flee to the desert
djuche'eneey - many moons passed since the djuche'eneey laid its thick creepy vines upon our homes.but we have learned to cook djuche'eneey
tseuquaeny - i love tseuquaeny brownies and tseuquaeny banana bread and tseuquaeny casserole and baked tseuquaeny and grilled tseuquaeny
tseugheeneey - ok i'm lowkey starting to get kind of sick of tseugheeneey
pseucheney - there aint no pseucheney gardener who can pseucheney garden up some pseucheneys like dick cheney
Take my Upvote! In fact I wish I could upvote this twice.
I saw the pic of Jefferson and thought, "What does he have to do with zucchini?
This was sharply written. Excellent.
You forgot "courgette" but I don't think you can edit a post after it's commented on...
It should actually be:
I pity the fool who only knows one way to tell a story!!
Wow that was good, I think I am going to trademark that.