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Oh my god. If you're not a fan of pizza, what even matters in the life? Is there anything to bring you joy in these dark times?

I'm married. I'm a fan of pizza, as I have the opportunity to eat some pizza so rarely I need to treasure every single moment I can be with pizza.

I've been too many days on the computer, while eating pizza so I ended up hating computer pizza :))

Oh, didn't knew you are married, I am sorry for you!