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What’s a squirrel’s favorite kind of joke?
Acorny one.

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It's either that the meats you eat are lean, or you burn most of the fats and carbohydrates you obtain from the meats because of your frequent fitness activities. 🤓 !LOL !CTP

If I remember well this was a comment about a meat topping on a !PIZZA or even about Okonomiyaki itself, which is a dish with slices of meat which are cut so thin, that they move with the air in the room. Very particular. Tasty, but one wouldn't grow fat from this kind of meat !LUV !CTP

I think that very thinly-sliced meat won't move with the air in the room when on top of a !PIZZA, since the cheese will make it stick on the pizza. 🤓 Anyway, it sounds great for people who are trying to lose weight! 😅 !LUV !CTP

I was not talking about !PIZZA but about Okonomiyaki, a typical JApanese dish.... !CTP

The confusion was caused by you talking about Okonomiyaki and !PIZZA on the same sentence. 😅 !CTP

Ok, I take the blame on me !LOL !CTP

Don't worry about that, since I'm just helping you communicate better. 🤗 !LUV !CTP

Have you heard the one about the jump rope?
Never mind, skip it.

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What did the retired detective call his new real-estate business?
Sherlock Homes.

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