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I am unaware as to how one's face would factor into this.

How many faces do you have?

Usually just the one. You?

I have one for each day of the week. Logically.

What is the spare?

I don't have a spare face. Why would I need one?

Yes you do! grins And you just told me what your secret was, 'I love you!' that's your secret. Are you going to tell the world that you love me?