Yup, someone had to say it.
A few days ago was the second anniversary of my orchestra (I would like to share some photos with you guys, but I didn't take them, I'm not entirely sure how does copyright work here in steemit, I don't wanna get in trouble so i guess i owe them to you)
The thing is that in this celebrations there's always a lot of food and while everyone is sitting in their chairs watching the projection of photos and videos, I'm sitting next to the table eating all the pasapalos.
(Pasapalos: That's how they call the food that you find in parties for everyone to eat here in Venezuela. Usually they're little stuff like bread, chopped sausages, doritos, etc...)
When I had half of a bread piece and ham inside with a delicious salsa inside my mouth, an idea came to my mind
"Damn, eating is far better than having sex"
I'm sure you'll say "This f**** kid with 18 years haven't had many sexual experiences in his life, his opinion doesn't matter at all, he doesn't know anything about life
Well, my dear reader, I can bet all my instruments and my steem dollars that if you asked a porn actor which thing between eating or having sex is better, he would choose eating, actually, he would say it while eating a yummy pizza slice.
I don't know you guys, but if I had to choose between:
a. Having sex with the most beautiful woman on planet earth (Being assured that it's going to be the best sexual intercourse experienced by any biological entity on the galaxy)
b. Eating the most delicious dish in the world prepared by a chef that got blessed by all the gods that exist and are going to exist, doesn't matter of its gastronomic precedence (It would be better if it is asian or italian tho)
I would choose the second option without thinking twice
Eating feels amazing, it's one of the cornerstones of life, you cannot live without eating and in a certain way we live to eat.
Reading this i'm sure you'll think that i'm a morbid fat man and I don't blame you, I also think so sometimes, if it wasn't for that fact that my metabolism is hella fast and I don't get fat at all
I just wanted to get this out of my chest and say that sex is overrated.
Well, I'm leaving. I'm going to eat a lasagna. Actually, i'm going to leave a photo of one so you can see what's good about life.
Not even a pair of D cup boobs will make your mouth water like this marvelous invention of Italian gastronomy did.
Uh ok haha this is a very funny title
As crazy as it sounds, I totally agree with you!
Food is more essential for the survival of the species than sex.
Después de una sesión intensa de ingesta de alimentos sin cuidado alguno, la barriga que te queda sólo te dura unas horas no nueve meses. Contraer alguna enfermedad a causa de una comida no hará que otras comidas tengan prejuicios sobre ti, ni evitarán que las ingieras. Puedo seguir.
JAJAJAJAJAJA
Comida 100 - Sexo 0
Me hubiera encantado agregar todas esas razones en mi post, están geniales.
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JAJAJAJJA además no necesitas que nadie esté de humor para hacerlo. Muchos puntos ✨✨
Exactamente, tu solo te levantas y te haces una panqueca, no hay ni que invitarla para un café.
¡Gracias por leerme!
haha!