Hahahahahahaha!!!!! Laughing my heart out over here. Funny story! Ooo mine. Very funny indeed.
Though I haven't been mistaken as a thief by a guard in a shop! But should that be the case, I did do what you did exactly. Lolzzz! Making a fool of the overzealous guard is the best way to solve the menace. Lolzzz! Steem on dearie. Cheers.