The flea is a hero of many jokes together with their poor victims that are either humans or dogs
Did you know?
A flea has got its leg’s length 1 mm and it can jump up to 20 cm high.
If we applied this measure to humans, it would result into a spring over the highest skyscraper.
2 fleas won the lottery.
-What are you going to do with your money?one of them asked.
-First, I’ll buy a dog just for myself!
2 tamers are talking:
-I’ve been working for 20 years training fleas but I gave up and now I’m training elephants.
-Why?
-Because my sight got weaker.
-Madame, I feel a flea on me. Take this dog away from here!
-Rex, come! Let’s go! The lady’s got fleas.
Salut @myvictoria! I'm glad to see you here on Steemit! Romanian jokes are fun! Good choice! See you around!
Yap. Good to see you too. Mult succes!
I love the last one, very funny. Thanks.
Be blessed.
Craig
Thank you... Yap, we have a lot of good jokes.
Thank you @myvictoria. You snatched me my first laughs of the day
I am glad. Have a great day and welcome to steemit.
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