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I've been thinking. Maybe I should change formats and rather than saying these are flesh wounds, I could say it's food, and become a digital foodie artist. Then I continued to think and realized that's a terrible idea.

I think you'd put the foodies to shame with this work.

Although, it would mean you get to boost your grub into trending, so everyone can spit in it and tell you it's realllllly yummy.

"That pot of boiling water you used to splash on the annoying neighbor is the best I've ever seen! How did you make that?!?!"

Sounds like black magic to me, I'm not convinced it's water at all.