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nah, us asians barely have a single eye between the two slits

Really Safety glasses are for pussies. Nature gave you two eyes. You can lose one before you have to worry about it.

Right Safety glasses are for pussies. Nature gave you two eyes. You can lose one before you have to worry about it.

Like testicles?

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Thanks for you sir...

Yes Safety glasses are for pussies. Nature gave you two eyes. You can lose one before you have to worry about it.