Hello, and welcome to my party! I am Billy Fuccilo, I own several car dealerships in town. You've probably seen my commercials.
"It's gonna be huge" we say. "Low APR financing". We have a lot of fun... but we make a lot of money too [winks].
Anyway thanks for coming to this party. Put ya keys in the bowl, I'll explain later [winks].
You want a drink? Is Fresca good?
You can't beat the crisp, refreshing taste of Fresca. Want another?
I suck em down by the gallon... So this is a swingers party, is that cool?
You seem confused. Do you know what a swingers party is?
Ok, allow me to explain. [clears throat]
We work hard, we play hard. We all have needs. How should I put this? Although, we all love each other very much sometimes monogamy can be a little... monotonous. Know what I mean? So at this party we like to mix it up? Variety is the spice of life, capiche? It's gonna be huge!
Does that make us wrong?
Does that make us bad people?
Does that make us sinners?
Good. Of course not! Glad we're on the same page on this one.
So anyway, remember the part I said about the keys? No? The keys? Remember when you put your keys in the bowl when you came in here? This one.
So anyway like I was saying. You put ya keys... Hey, you look thirsty would you like another Fresca?
Lemme go to the fridge and get you one.
Here, have another Fresca.
So like I was saying, you put ya keys in the bottom of the bowl and... hang on a second. [opens door]
Everything is good and legal here officer! Care to come inside? Oh, I understand you are busy. Have a nice night. Blue lives matter!
Anyway, back to the keys. So ya put ya keys way back in the bottom of the bowl and by the end of the night that's who you bunk with! Pick a key, any key!
Hey! That's my wife! You got my wife's key! You want to meet my wife!
This is my wife! Is she good?
Hot?
...
Fuckable?
I'm glad we agree! It's gonna be huge!
So you got her key. Care to take her for a test drive?
So you go upstairs and fuck my wife and I stay down here and fuck your wife, capiche?
What's the matter? Why do you look so scared?
Are you saying my wife isn't beautiful? She is the most beautiful living thing on this Earth! I worship the ground she treads on, bub! And don't you forget it!
Oh! You don't feel comfortable with this? I understand. The swingers life is not for everyone. God only knows it's not easy being a swinger. Tell you what, why don't you put keys back in the bowl and try again, eh?
Holy cow! You just got a pre-owned 2012 Hyundai Elantra with low, low APR financing. Now what do I have to do to put you in this bad boy?
Throw in an air freshener? You got it. Pleasure doing business with you! One more thing, can I fuck your wife?
That's ok. No biggey.
Upvote and follow me and I will invite you to my party!
Hell yeah, man! Is it a swingers party?
ok lets go
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Glad you liked it!
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Hey check out the blog if you like the content ;)
What a hell I just read? and where I am?
You're at my party! Grab a pair of keys ;)
Drink Fresca and fuck your wife aaandd 0% apr on a new Nissan. You sure know how to party. Awesome as always.
had too much Fresca in just 2 and a half minutes . LOL
Hilarious dude!
good job keep going @americancarnage
lol lol lol lol
ve just been reading a book by ashley lister on swingers.... icon_confused
she says there are jokes about virgins, newlyweds,old marriede couples, men with large and small penises, even with no penises. There are jokes about women with hugh breasts, large bottoms wide gaping vaginas and every other variation on human anatomy...and every other sexual activity has a joke about it....
like my mate was into... necrophillia, flagellation and bestiality.... i told him he was flogging a dead horse....
but no jokes about swingers... And i thought yep thats true.... i haven't heard one....
so does anyone out there know a joke about swingers?
They like Fresca?
Like a car wreck... I couldn't look away!
ok